My mom used to have this boyfriend whose jaw clicked when he ate. Between that and the fact that he used to walk around naked a lot, he was a fairly annoying man.
The only reason I mention it, is that when there’s a camera attached to a wall, taking a picture every five seconds, it sounds a lot like that clicking jaw working over a couple of samoosas and a particularly chewy biryani. There were a couple of moments when I was confused and thought somehow I’d been sent back to 1993.
Luckily for everyone, that was not the case, and it was just a camera making this, which is actually what happened in between the before and after photos that are here:
5 hours of dinner in about a minute.